Report a petty theft to the order taker.ĥ8. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.ĥ7. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.ĥ6. Ask that these be included in the pizza.ĥ5. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."ĥ4. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"ĥ2. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"ĥ0. Belch directly into the mouthpiece then tell your dog it should be ashamed.Ĥ9. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.Ĥ7. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.Ĥ6. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.Ĥ5. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.Ĥ4. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.Ĥ1. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."Ĥ0. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.ģ8. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.ģ5. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"ģ4. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."ģ3. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.ģ2. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.ģ1. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.ģ0. That'll be $10.99 please pull up to the first window."Ģ9. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."Ģ7. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Change your accent every three seconds.Ģ4. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.Ģ1. Rattle off your order with a determined air. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.Ģ0. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.ġ9. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)ġ8. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."ġ6. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.ġ3. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.ġ2. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.ġ1. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.ġ0. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.Ĩ. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.ħ. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."Ħ. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.Ģ. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Here are some funny ways how to prank call pizza places.ġ.
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